"Moon boy quadruple backflip!"
"Why do you hate food?"
"Safety is no punchline, Pear"
"Will you help me into my Birthday Suit?"
"Pearl, do you like pie?"
"I need to be standing or else it doesn’t work."
"I just turned all my fingers into cats!"
"It's like a Dad Museum!"
"Cookie Cat Crystal Combo powers... ACTIVATE!"
"That's really cool, Mr. Gus! I wish I was as cool as your drawing"
"Wow, Mr. Gus! How do you know about me?"
"Wait, no! You guys, don't hurt him!"
"Hey! What are you guys talkin' about?"
"Uh... Uncle Grandpa? This doesn't seem safe..."
"Yeah, I've been trying to pull my shield outta my gem all morning"
"Oh my gosh! Uncle Grandpa! You're really here, I can't believe it! I mean, I LITERALLY can't believe it. How is this even possible?!"
"I can’t help it, what’s your excuse?"
"Well, if I was, I wouldn’t be talking to you!"
"If you're evil, and you're on the rise You can count on the four of us taking you down 'Cause we're good and evil never beats us We'll win the fight and then go out for pizzas"
"There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, Let’s only think about love!"
"All comedy is derived from fear"
"But if you’re the one protecting me… Then who’s the one protecting YOU?"
"If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs"
"There are millions of possibilities for the future! But it’s up to you to choose which becomes reality"
"I’m combining all my responsibilities into one responsibility"
