"If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance."
"Books had instant replay long before televised sports."
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
"I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy."
"We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory."
"Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit."
"Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair."
"Few things are as democratic as a snowstorm."
"A half-truth is usually less than half of that."
"A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't."
"Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire."
"An extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity."
"There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope."
"What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor."
"The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring."
"We grow a little every time we do not take advantage of somebody's weakness."
"People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not be hit by a chip."
"Life is supposed to be a series of peaks and valleys. The secret is to keep the valleys from becoming Grand Canyons."
"People who express themselves in paradoxes are in a strong position; and the more outrageous the paradox, in general the stronger the position."
"Philosophy is altogether less pure now. It's been impurified by science and social science and history."
"I was interested in philosophy before I knew I was. That's to say, when I was at school, I used to argue with my friends about issues that turned out to be philosophical ones of some kind."
"Virtually the only subject in which one could ever get a scholarship to Oxford or Cambridge was classics. So I went to Oxford to study classics and, unlike Cambridge, it had a philosophy component, and I became completely transported by it."
"If there's one theme in all my work, it's about authenticity and self-expression. It's the idea that some things are, in some real sense, really you - or express what you and others aren't."
"The majority of philosophers are totally humorless. That's part of their trouble."
"I was attracted to opera when I was 15 or 16. A very rich man in England bankrupted himself to put on a lot of opera during the war, but he converted a lot of people, myself included, in the process."
