"Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?"
"I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar."
"I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world."
"I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness."
"I really have the American dream licked."
"I still tour like a man possessed, because I am."
"If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese."
"Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you."
"Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard."
"Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world."
"My idea of fast food is a mallard."
"The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil."
"There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period."
"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."
"War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you."
"If there is one thing I am, it's always right."
"I think you should ride the line between fatigue and chaos. The chaos keeps the energy level and spontaneity maximized, while fatigue is just over the edge, and you should try to avoid it."
"I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself."
"Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose."
"I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency."
"Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate."
"There's an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing and trapping where you know you're going to consume today."
"Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way."
"Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely."
"Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest."
