"So, I simply switched over to wine because it was not carbonated."
"I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit."
"Technically, at this point we're no longer with the label; we've fulfilled our contract."
"I guess I've learned that there's really no such thing as a bad label, there is only a bad contract."
"It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap."
"I find that different types of music are good for certain activities."
"I like to put on hardcore when I have to clean my apartment, which I hate to do, but it's motivational. I like old heavy metal when I'm outside working on my car. Music has definite functions for me."
"Most bands don't even last fourteen months let alone fourteen years."
"I just like being a social experiment sometimes. I really should not be allowed in public. But I just go out into the public just to see people's reaction."
"I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race."
"I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday."
"There are no atheists in foxholes, they say, and I was a foxhole atheist for a long time. But after going through a midlife crisis and having many things change very quickly, it made me realize my mortality. And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God."
"I don't believe in, and I am a devout non-believer, in playing new songs live if the subjected and pathetic crowd has not heard them before because I consider it like mass psychosis and genocidal."
"If someone told me when I was 16 or 18 years old that I'd be doing a side project with Tony Iommi, I wouldn't have believed it."
"When I wrote songs like 'Everyone I Love is Dead,' I never thought about how I was going to execute them live."
"I think all recent music sucks, and that includes Type O Negative."
"To see someone 70 years old with dyed black hair, you're like, 'Hmmm, I dunno. Is that a wrinkled teenager? What is that?' So at some point, I'm going to have to stop doing this. It's gonna look ridiculous. I don't wanna look like Elvis Presley at 60 years old."
"I just like being a social experiment sometimes. I really should not be allowed in public. But I just go out into the public just to see people's reaction. The thing is, I can do anything I want, virtually, within reason, just to see people's reaction."
"I'm a 'specist.' I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race. I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man."
"We're the only species who hunts for sport."