"I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since."
"God tells me how the music should sound, but you stand in the way."
"To some it is Napoleon, to some it is a philosophical struggle, to me it is allegro con brio."
"Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore', and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!"
"When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco."