"There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead."
"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open."
"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax."
"Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes."
"No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner."
"The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along."
