"I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly."
"I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government."
"Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate."
"Every once in awhile, a girl has to indulge herself."
"Can you really forgive if you can't forget?"
"Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?"
"Balls are to men what purses are to women."
"A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!"
"Do we need distance to get close?"
"If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong."
"When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?"
"I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet."
"I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?"
"To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf?"
"In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?"
"Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be."
"When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking."
"So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes."
"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit."
"I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up."
"It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?"
"When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho."
"I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better."
"One of the things that's great about New York is that it is not a one-industry town. It has education, academia, the service industry, arts, publishing, theater, politics, fashion, finance, as well as movie-making."
"As a woman, I have an inherent need to be all things to all people, to make certain everybody's taken care of. I know I can't sustain that level all the time, so I'm finding the proper balance and it's made me infinitely happier."