"Oh God, I don't know if I ever really felt beautiful. I don't, really."
"It's going to take a certain man for me to ever get involved with, because he'll have to realize I don't have two children, I have three. Tommy is always going to always be a part of my life."
"My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy."
"I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to."
"There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked."
"There's no way I set out to be a certain kind of symbol - the way I dress is the way I am, the way I live my life."
"Tattoos are like stories - they're symbolic of the important moments in your life. Sitting down, talking about where you got each tattoo and what it symbolizes, is really beautiful."
"I have this phobia: I don't like mirrors. And I don't watch myself on television. If anything comes on, I make them shut it off, or I leave the room."
"It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people."
"I don't really think about anything too much. I live in the present. I move on. I don't think about what happened yesterday."
"And I'm not an actress. I don't think I am an actress. I think I've created a brand and a business."
"I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid."
"If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick."
"People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross."
"The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky state Capitol."
"Making love in the morning got me through morning sickness. I found I could be happy and throw up at the same time."
"The true meaning of feminism is this: to use your strong womanly image to gain strong results in society."
"Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror."
"I'm a soccer mom. I'm T-ball, soccer, karate, homework, keeping them on their schedules. I love being the snack mom, when I get to bring the cut oranges. I have one of those coolers with wheels. I'm at every game, every practice, sitting on my blanket. I love it."
"I'm kind of proud of myself. I've been able to keep a certain grace about me, even in the times of disgrace and craziness."
"Eventually you just have to realize that you're living for an audience of one. I'm not here for anyone else's approval."
"In order for a man to feel whole, he needs someone to look up to and someone to look up to him."
"People always tell me, 'Reinvent yourself, re-this, re-whatever.' I haven't reinvented myself. It's an honest evolution. I've always been authentic."
"I've had lots of things that didn't work out, like TV shows. You learn a lot through mistakes - I learned that you have to be the captain of your ship. Actually, I own my ship."
"I'm known for my handwritten notes."
