"I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man."
"No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills."
"When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas."
"Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe."
"I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one."
"Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book."
"Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere."
"Women like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long."
"My God, must I always wear a low-cut dress to be important?"
